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jennirl:

i think i still vote Superman.

piesncapes:

ali: if we’re talking about apple pie it kind of has to be Captain America.

jenn: i see your Captain America, and i raise you Superman.

ali: but the phrase is, “As American as apple pie.” therefore Captain America!

jenn: *typing*

ali: but also, Superman is “Truth, Justice, and the American Way.” BUT Superman is an alien.

jenn: *typing*

ai: but, apple pie is technically British. but it’s so totally American.

jenn: *typing*

ali: so maybe it IS Superman. …. why can’t it be BOTH!

jenn: i am totally extraneous to this conversation. also, i think we should make the internet pick.

so what’s it gonna be, internet?

Said it before and I’ll say it again, Superman is an illegal alien.

  1. whimsicalimpulse answered: apple pie for supe and cherry for cap’n. …although you already did cherry, didn’t you?
  2. whiskeyrobb reblogged this from jennirl and added:
    Said it before and I’ll say it again, Superman is an illegal alien.
  3. ratskcalbeht answered: Sounds like a drunken messy 3 way to me. We can start calling Apple Pie finger cuffs now.
  4. theeclecticgentleman answered: Captain America
  5. dreamyeyed answered: It’s obviously Captain America. No question.
  6. jennirl reblogged this from wonderali and added:
    i think i still vote Superman.
  7. carnivaloftherandom answered: I see your apple pie and raise you cherry pie and Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Slayer. Buahahahaha.
  8. danfaust answered: GIs during WWII said they were fighting for “Mom and apple pie.” Advantage: Cap.
  9. siraim answered: Captain America
  10. chrisrohling answered: As big of a supes guy as I am, I gotta hand it to the Captain. It really should be both of them though.
  11. wonderali reblogged this from piesncapes
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