January 2012
3 posts
Up and down we go.: Dear Customer who stuck up for... →
sweetupndown:
you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger brother, who was maybe about 10-12 years old. The…
You Were In The Army…right? →
“You were in the army. Did you ever learn a trick for opening a can when you don’t have a can opener?”
“Yeah. Do you have a bayonet?”
“No…”
“Well, that was the trick.”
In the end,…
December 2011
12 posts
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Saturday Looks Good to Me (29)
Bright Eyes (20)
The Boy Least Likely To (17)
The Peals (13)
The Format (13)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-11) →
Wild Light (14)
fun. (14)
Mona (8)
The Features (6)
Stars (6)
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centeroftheuniverseashlandva asked: Who are you on xbl?
EULAs and Console Nerd Fights
Bradley: ugh, the new Xbox 360 Dash comes with nasty legalese that forbids the users to sue
George: of course
Bradley: I hate when they steal from Sony's playbook. TMobile did the same thing when I renewed my contract
George: isn't the entire XBox just stealing from Sony's playbook?
Bradley: No?
George: sure, they created a game console that also has multi-media functionality
Bradley: arguably the PS3 was a direct answer to the original Xbox
George: ah, but the xbox was an answer to the ps2
Bradley: No, it was a response to the Dreamcast and a desire by Gates to get the PC firmly in the living room
George: really it all comes back go Nintendo
Bradley: the PS2 was just the dominate player at the time
AND THAT FUCKING PLUMBER!
George: always with the fucking plumber
Making a bad thing worse
Brittney: http://www.sfx.co.uk/2011/12/06/glee-to-resurrect-star-wars-christmas-special/
Bradley: No
No
NO NO NO NO NO!
No
Fuck no
Fuck the fucking fuck no
goddamn it
now I gotta cut a bitch?
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-4) →
Archers of Loaf (31)
DJ Shadow (24)
Reel Big Fish (19)
Grün (11)
Johnny Rivers (10)
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My God...it's Meg Ryan →
November 2011
7 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-27) →
Heavy Trash (24)
Black before Red (23)
Kate Nash (13)
Pelle Carlberg (12)
Death Cab For Cutie (7)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
The Airborne Toxic Event (22)
Ghostland Observatory (18)
Pelle Carlberg (12)
Black Lab (12)
Ben Kweller (10)
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October 2011
12 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-23) →
Magic Bullets (50)
The Strokes (33)
The Killers (32)
M83 (22)
Sponge (21)
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A Not-So-Obvious Question
npr:
So I’m getting my visa at Beirut’s airport this afternoon and the immigration officer says, “I need to ask you a question.” “Okay,” I said. “Please spell obvious.” “Excuse me?” I replied. “Perhaps I did not ask correctly; spell obvious, please.” “You mean O B V I O U S?” “Yes,” he continued. “Now please pronounce it.” “Obvious.” “So it is OB-vi-ous and not ob-VI-ous in English?” ...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
JAY-Z (52)
Shout Out Louds (35)
MUTEMATH (32)
Jack’s Mannequin (28)
Wilco (26)
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Facebook Vastly Overvalued, Say Econophysicists -... →
thomasmcdonald:
First of all, “econophysicists”… that’s apparently a thing. Second of all, they start with a graph. So not your typical social media post, but a good breakdown of how Facebook’s value is calculated and what would be required to actually live up to it. A decent read… did I mention, econophysicists? Wow… -TM
Duh and/or hello.
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While Republicans have made their concern for the unborn clear, the fact that...
– Crisis Pregnancy Centers and Propaganda - NYTimes.com
Life, we’ll get you here, but then you’re on your own kid. -GOP
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
Nirvana (62)
Wilco (39)
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin (32)
The Apples in Stereo (32)
The Mountain Goats (29)
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September 2011
7 posts
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →
The Monkees (45)
Grouplove (40)
The Delgados (33)
Bob Dylan (33)
Sloan (30)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-4) →
The Walkmen (47)
Bombay Bicycle Club (46)
The Notorious B.I.G. (43)
Cold War Kids (36)
National Skyline (30)
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August 2011
9 posts
9 tags
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-28) →
The Hold Steady (48)
The Kills (34)
The Format (33)
Two Door Cinema Club (30)
Butch Walker and the Black Widows (29)
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-21) →
Jens Lekman (32)
The Format (27)
The War on Drugs (24)
Vermont (23)
Beastie Boys (21)
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jennirl:
i have seen some pretty unsuccessful flirting strategies in action, but yelling “hey! HEY! i just want to say something to you!” off a moving garbage truck at 11:30 at night is definitely in the top five.
Wasn’t he already saying something?
I’ve found this to be the year where a lot of people I went to high school and...
– Aziz Ansari (via somuchsass)
Truth.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-7) →
The Rolling Stones (56)
The Beach Boys (49)
Portugal. The Man (44)
Saturday Looks Good to Me (39)
Shout Out Louds (38)
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AA+
Justin: so, what are your plans for the depression?
Me: oh, wandering vigilante. You?
Justin: I might retreat to the woods and start a commune, maybe see if I can get Tom Petty before someone else grabs him.
Me: Fuck, now I have to watch the Postman tonight.
Justin: It pleases me that you got that reference. Also now I have to watch The Postman, too.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-31) →
Otis Redding (60)
Spoon (40)
The New Pornographers (36)
War Widow (18)
Saturday Looks Good to Me (17)
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